“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”

"Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!"

"The eyes have undressed things that hands have dressed"

~I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake~

 

"I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes"

"You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too"

“Nothing burns like the cold.”